satanic book club

things like the desired voice of a woman changes over time. so you watch an old film and it seems like all the women sound like little boys or something, or you're watching some silent with vaseline over the glass, women with giant shoulder pads and roman noses or high pitched child-like squeak voices. but you can't make sense of it at first, for many years. maybe sometimes you feel like you are always staring at women, disney princes with pinched rubbery wrists...

goosebumps leads children to satanism. this is something that a shitload of people believe: there's this evil spirit, the spirit is actually evil incarnate, evil personified...and he can manifest in thousands of homes at once or sends a demon and whispers in your ear, put this genital in your mouth, add these chemicals to your body, alter your thoughts...and if he can get you to stop believing in the Controller he will torture you forever just for kicks...

children, you are in danger if you read books about magic. because if you think and learn about magick, you will start using it, and then you will become a slave of satan.

oh, humans. crazy fucks.